Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Randomize
