Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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