I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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