I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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