oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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