I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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