Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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