Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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