You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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