You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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