People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
