I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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