so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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