do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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