she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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