I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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