So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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