I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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