like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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