the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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