Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
then he tried to convert me to islam
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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