Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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