Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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