Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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