i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
