you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
