After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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