yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's shark week go big or go home
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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