She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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