I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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