Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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