You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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