Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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