im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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