i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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