I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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