Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We are two peas in an std pod
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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