Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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