Please, let me fuck your mom
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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