Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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