Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think I am morally bankrupt
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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