I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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