More tranny stories later!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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