I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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