It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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