I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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