last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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