I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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