Sponge bath it is.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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