Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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